I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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