Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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