Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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