Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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