So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
how does that bad decision feel?
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