You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im holly from the hills drunk
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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