it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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