I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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