Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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