Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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