Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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