shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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