yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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