There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And then my night got REAL pukey
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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