I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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