It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
True college students do jello shots in the library
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