she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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