I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.