dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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