Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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