girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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