hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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