You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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