This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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