We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign