ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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