yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard