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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down http://tfl.nu/yeuq

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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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(407): I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through. http://tfl.nu/kavy

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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

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(+64): If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it. http://tfl.nu/njzt

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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave

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(413): before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave http://tfl.nu/loh3

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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.

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(661): so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa. http://tfl.nu/lwmw

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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!

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(510): ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE! http://tfl.nu/j6yk

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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?

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(214): Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this? http://tfl.nu/6xbx

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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway

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I hate that you know that from experience

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(206): you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway (925): I hate that you know that from experience http://tfl.nu/zmuh

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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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(308): I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him http://tfl.nu/5d11

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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick

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(602): Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick http://tfl.nu/rl3u

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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?

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(336): I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/ctqb

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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.

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(845): From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend. http://tfl.nu/h8l3

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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.

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(307): Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle. http://tfl.nu/2vsv

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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

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(816): Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me http://tfl.nu/eiw2

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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.

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Dreams are coming true for both of us.

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(419): I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest. (1-419): Dreams are coming true for both of us. http://tfl.nu/6zn2

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