idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro