And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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