I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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