I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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