dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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