I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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