doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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