sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i barfeds in our rink
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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