hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
