if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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