So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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