he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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