we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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