somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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