Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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