For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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