It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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