I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
last night I used snow as a chaser
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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