My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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