real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?