I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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