We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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