Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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